A VASE JUST WON'T CUT IT

WE DON'T SELL VASES!

Thanks for clicking on our ad. Neither The Goog nor the book of faces will allow us to properly advertise so we made this fancy pants landing page. Click the link below to see our non-vase options.

While you are on our site, use the promo code: VASE for 20% off any non-vase.

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?

Why do we have such an odd ad?

Certain advertising platforms don't allow us to show our product to you, even if it's something you would be really into. So we have to go through some silly hoops and come up with campaigns like 'We don't sell vases' so that we can get some kind of presence on these platforms. But seriously, just click the button below to go to our real website and see our products.

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A VASE JUST WON'T CUT IT

WE DON'T SELL VASES!

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?

Why do we have such an odd ad?

Check out our social media

we have a presence on social media that allows us to post organic content you may be interested in.